GingerInCaptivity

(please read the following in a Troy McClure voice, if you don't know what that is please just save yourself the embarrassment and leave now)
Hi there well it looks like you've strayed upon a GingerInCaptivity, the only one we own at this tumblr-zoological garden, this is a female that our carers have named Grace, after an ex girlfriend that spited them. She is around 5,9 and of a skinny frame with orange and purple hair. She has these unusually large eyes for a non-nocturnal creature and is kept away from sunlight encase of burning and hideous freckle production. She is feed on a stable diet of Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who and starkidz and is very rarely allowed out of her cage.
She is often regarded as a mythical beast.
Does bite.

Ask me anything

May192012

we-came-as-z0mbie-tacos:

Tom is a kitty c:

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3PM

alasihavetransfiguredmyfeet:

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tastyfucks:

“Hey guys how’s it going?”

Do you guys need anything? Snacks? Condoms? Just let me know!

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom, right?

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when people throw things at me i just let them hit me too i'll just embarrass myself further if i try and catch them i know your pain Simon

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8AM

thor-has-been-loki-d:

accio—loki:

#I like how chris reaches over jeremy to put his arm around tom

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5AM

fairgroundsoldier:

lorencorreia:

Why aren’t we talking about this picture?

IT’S THE BEST PICTURE EVER.

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OMG.

moffat is covering thor
“i am the mighty moffat, god of tears”

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5AM

“If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr. Its like fight club.” John Green (via chronic-nostalgia)

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oddityball:

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m4ge:

touchmyhorns:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter

Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

hell

fucking

yes

GLITTER POPCORN OH MY GOD

#now you can have kawaii up on your food

Do you think this would work on sugar, too?

Is that how they make edible glitter for cupcakes?

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